Welcome to my website, friends! The scale above will help you determine where to go next! If you leave the slider close to the cute avocado, you might want to explore under the "not spooky books" tab. If you move the slider closer to the skull, then the "spooky books" tab is for you! In the middle? Yay! Try them all!
Spoiler alert: all my books are fun, so there's no wrong choice!